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RIKKAPOEDIA
Introduction
B    
BANGING MATCH:   A ferocious argument.
It was a real banging match
BANG SMACK IN THE MIDDLE:   Dead centre
BARKING ON THE WRONG HORSE:   Misplacing your allegiance, trust
BEMUFFLED:   Confused, mixed up in the head.
I can’t think, I’m all bemuffled.
BESPECKLED:   Wearing glasses
BIBS AND BOBS:   Odds and sods.
BOB DIDDLY:   Famous R & B artist
BOOFED OUT:   To be mentally exhausted
I’m so boofed out I can hardly think.
BOTCHED EGG:   A badly cooked poached egg where the yoke is too hard or the white is too runny.
BUSY WATER:   Fizzy, carbonated mineral water.
BUZZLING:   Busy with people.
The bookshop was buzzling.
   
C    
CHOPADOPODIST:   Doctor who looks after your feet
CHUFFED UP:   Feeling ‘thick in the head’ from a cold
I can’t think, I’m all chuffed up.
CLAMPERED:   Feeling confined, hemmed in.
Stop clampering me, give me space.
CLEAVERAGE:   Female chest area
CRIMPLED:   Un – ironed, crimped and crumpled material
Your t- shirt is all crimpled.
CROOKS AND NANNIES:   Nooks and crannies  ( a spoonerism)
CREDIT OF THE DOUBT:   Benefit of the doubt
CYGLET:   A baby swan
   
D    
DAMP SQUID:   A project or idea which fails to get off the ground.
DITHERLY:   Indecisive
I can’t get anything done, I’m all ditherly.
DUMB SMACKED:   Surprised, gob smacked, struck dumb.
I was totally dumb-smacked by his reaction
DRIVES MY HEAD UP THE WALL:   Particularly infuriating.
I can’t be around that man, he drives my head up the wall.
MY NERVES ARE DANGLING:   When your nerves are on edge (jangling)
   
E    
EAR DROP:   To overhear, listen in on someone else’s conversation.
   
F    
FLIMMING:   To skim through the newspaper Fast/skim
'Did you read the paper?'
‘Not really, I just flimmed through.’
FLIPULATING:   A state ot shock, shaking, palpitating
 My whole body was flipulating
FLUSH FLOOD:   A flash flood which flushes things out
   
G    
GEORGIE:   A person from the north east of England
GLUBICLE:   A Kagoule
GOOBY:    A passion fruit
GUFFLING:   To scoff food
The women were guffling down their cakes
   
H    
HARPOONIST:   Someone who plays the harp/blues harp
HOOF AND HUFF:   A fuss, commotion, kerfuffle, palaver.
As in ‘I’m not going to give a big hoof and huff  about it.
HUGLI  (hoo- glee):   Cosy, homely, snug.
   
K    
KNOLLUCK:   Small grassy hill  (Knoll/hillock)
KNOCKER HEADS:   To be at Knockerheads, (logger heads)
To be in conflict, disagreement with someone,
   
L    
Lotopomy:   Lobotomy
   
M    
MILTON & BOON:   Mills and Boon
MOOLIBAR:   Woodlice
MUSCLE & BUSTLE:   As in to be out in the muscle and bustle of life
MUEFF  (M-u-r-f):   A stale smell from an unaired room.
It mueffs a bit in here, open the window.
   
N    
NUGGETS:   Men’s bits.
NOTCH:   Latch, as in the door has been left on the notch.
   
P    
PERITWINKLE:   Periwinkle
PLEISURELY:   Something that is relaxing and
We went on a pleisurely walk
PIGLING:   A baby pig
   
Q    
QUIVERS:   A state of excitation, mild unrest.
It gave me the quivers
   
R    
RECLAIMED:   To have a comeback.
He’s a critically reclaimed actor
REHEARSALING:   Rehearsing,
 The band were rehearsaling
RENUBIATE:   To refresh, recharge the batteries.
The holiday was renubiating
   
S    
SALVITATING:   Salivating
SCISSATEURS:   Sectors
SCRUBBLING:   To be scratched, rubbed up the wrong way.
Stop scrubbling me with your stubble
SCRAPNEL:   Rubbish , scrap.
There’s a pile of scrapnel on the beach.
SCOTCH HATCHING:   Cross hatching,
SHORT SHAFTED:   To be cheated, tricked
SHOCKED OUT OF MY GUTS:   To be severely surprised by something.
SLIPPERING:   To slip and slide
Help! I’m slippering in the mud!
SLOUNDER:   To fritter away or waste
He’s been sloundering away all his cash or
he’s been just sloundering about all day.
SNATCH:   A Snag, problem, a catch.
There’s always a snatch
SQUAMPED:   Squashed, swamped, overwhelmed
I’m feeling a bit squamped by the whole thing
SQUANCHED UP:   Squeezed and scrunched up.
My clothes were all squanched up in my suitcase.
SQUIBBLE:   Squabble.
Stop squibbling you two.
SQUINCHED:   To squeeze, pinch something or someone.
I squinched myseld with a peg
SQUILCH:   The sound made when stepping in mud
STINCH:   A strong, repugnant smell.
There’s an awful stinch in here.
STRIDLE:   To straddle something.
STICKY LONG JOHN:   Daddy Long legs
   
T    
TATOONIST:   A person who tattoos.
TOE CRINGING:   Something that is excruciatingly embarrassing or plain awful.
That film was just toe cringing.
TREBULATIONS:   Misgivings, concerns, worries.
I understand your trebulations.
TRUMBLING ON MY HEAD:   Noise made from someone moving about
on the floor above.
You’re trumbling on my head
TWIT:   A species of small bird.
Look at that little twit on the branch.
TWINLETS:   Twins
TWIRPING:   A sound that birds make.
   
U    
UPPER DOG:   The opposite of an underdog, to get the upper hand.
UNTHINKABLE:   To be in a mindless, relaxed state.
I’m deliciously unthinkable.
UNBLIVIOUS:   Unaware of ones surroundings
She’s totally unblivious of what’s going on.
   
W    
WIDTH OF MY TITHER:   To be at the limits of endurance
I’m at the width of my tither
WIND BAGGED:   To be winded.
I fell onto my back and got totally windbagged.
WELLINGS:   Wellington boots.

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